Coffee With Jesus

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes!” So, the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He,
too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy
over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the
restaurant could hear.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the
Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me.......
I'm on disability." Author Unknown