Monday, October 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian Makes It Official

It took 72 days but Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from NBA player, Kris Humphries. The reason? Well, it's that old 'irreconcilable differences' ploy. What is that, anyway? Does it mean she likes Crest he's into Colgate? Lizzie and I have had the 'irreconcilable differences' problem but it gets solved this way: Lizzie wins, I lose. It's worked fairly well for forty-two years. The headlines for this marriage should have read 'over two months'. That seems like such a much longer time than 72 days.
I hope Kris had a good time while it lasted. It's going to cost him millions.
Humphries said he was blinded by the news. I would be too if I had found out about it from TMZ as he did.

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