Thursday, October 27, 2011

MJH: "I've Seen The Light. I'm A OWS Supporter"

Let's riot in the streets. I'm after all those money grubbing, scum sucking capitalists who take, take, take but never give, give, give. This country SUCKS!
I've done my research into what these rat bastard CEO's are doing to the little man.
Check it out:
Ray Irani-Occidental Petroleum-$52.2 million a year
Robtert Iger-Disney-$20.8
Sam Palmisano-International Business Machine-$20.1
Wm. Weldon-Johnson and Johnson-$19.8
Jay Fishman-Travelers Ins.-$19.5
Randall Stevenson-AT&T-$19.4
Robt. Stevenson-LockheedMartin-$19.0
Miles White-Abbott Labs-$18.8
John Stumpf-Wells Fargo-$18.7
James McNerney-$16.8
I want all of you to look at these figures and contemplate the future. It's disgusting. We should cut off their heads and pass out their wealth.

And, I'd like to make a comparison. I found out the total compensation for our top twenty illustrious Hollywood stars for monies in 2010. It doesn't matter to me what they make because they do so much good for our nation and the world. E.g. They have done or do AID's Walks, get on television and tell us how we should supply cash for hungry people in Africa. They go to fund raisers and give money for politicians. Why, just this past week, a slew of them attended a fund raiser for Barack Obama and it was only $36 thou and change to get in. Great people.

I'm going to post these valuable 'worth numbers' and a couple of them might exceed the CEO's list but that doesn't make a difference because celebs do so much good in the world. For instance, there aren't many of us common folk who could serenade Bill Clinton with a rendition of Happy Birthday the way Lady Gaga did a few days back.

1.Oprah Winfrey, $315 million
2. James Cameron, $210 million
3. Tyler Perry, $125 million
4. Michael Bay, $120 million
5. Tiger Woods, $105 million
6. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million
7. Steven Spielberg, $100 million
8. George Lucas, $95 million
9. Beyoncé, $87 million
10. Dr. Phil, $80 million
11. Simon Cowell, $80 million
12. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million
13.Britney Spears, $64 million
14. Lady Gaga, $62 million
15. Madonna, $58 million
16. Sandra Bullock, $56 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres, $55 million
18. Miley Cyrus, $48 million
19.Taylor Swift, $45 million
20. Judge Judy Sheindlin, $45 million

You'll notice I only had one sports figure on the list. If you look closely you might ask yourself this question, "Why are there so many Far Left libs in the bottom category? If you were smart you'd ask yourself another question, "Why are there so many Democrats in the CEO category?

I lied to you. I'm not joining the OWS crowd; too many fags and pervs, druggies and rapists, atheists and communists. Good Gosh, I love this column. It's the last bastion of sanity were a person can write 'fag' and not have to go to jail or be sued.

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