Why Is It

Let me pick Target Stores as the focal point of my theory. Why is it when you go to Target that one item you want is located five football fields away from the entrance? The same goes for a half gallon of milk. Childrens toys, kleenex, greeting cards and hair pins fall into the same category. I truly believe Target has a hidden phone in our house so when I leave home they quickly change the look on the store.
I read a story a few months ago saying if cigarettes are so bad for you why is it they are all directly behind the Walgreen cashier but arthritic and diabetes supplies along with walkers, wheelchairs and pills are in that part of the store furthest from where we enter?
Why is it Alec Baldwin can go down to the Occupy Wall Street vermin to offer his support then do television commercials for Capital One banks without knowing he a dork o' goof?
Why is it when your gas tank is under the empty logo you are without cash or a credit card but when you have em' all the tank is filled to the brim?
Why is it when you tell yourself how lucky you are because you haven't had a cold in over year you get one the next day?
Why is it when you convince yourself you're in great shape you put on your best Dockers and struggle to get them buttoned?
Why is it when you come into some extra cash a tire goes flat?
I have no answers.