Yes & Yes: Let's Go Hawks And Let's Go Clones And To Hell With Some Others

While we're on the subject of college football it's time we noted the despicable ones:

1) any team from the Southeast Conference. These guys are all goobers who can't spell goobers. They do have one redeeming quality---coeds, probably the best in the nation.
2) The U. of Michigan; jerk coach and obnoxious fans
3) Baylor, Miami of Florida, Florida, Florida State; cheaters
4)Southern Cal; any school that allowed OJ to go there can't be good. And the clown who rides the white horse in the Trojan outfit blowing that god awful horn should be drawn and quartered.
5) The U. of Wisconsin; It's impossible to watch a game with alcohol fueled glazed eyes and remember what happened on the field. Also, every student has a copy of Das Kapital in their back pocket.
6) The U. of Minnesota; Think they should be in the Big Ten. Division III schools could defeat them.
7) The U. of Nebraska; Fans wear corn cobs on their heads. Dress in plaid shirts and bib overalls. Nuff said.