Massive snowstorms are expected across the U.S. this week-end. The Des Moines Register, the paper all of Iowa used to depend upon, ran a head line; 'load up on plenty of milk and bread'.
Why? I've heard this statement since I was a kid when Ol' Man Winter showed his ugly face. Wouldn't it be better to load up on pizza and beer? That's what I'd do if I was a drinkin' man. Pizza should be a staple in every home. C'mon America, listen to MJ Hawkeye. Bread and milk? Might as well stock up on kale and toilet water.
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