Did you notice that when you blow in a dog's face face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window. – Steve Bluestone
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. – Bonnie Schacter
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. – Author Unknown
I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop! – Jonah Goldberg
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! – George Carlin
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